There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?
Dick on the Moon
I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.
What is Wrong with my Online Dating Profile?
Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?
SEXsposé: Guys want you NOT to fuck them
I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.
Rules for Being Inside Me
I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.
Date Rage is a Thing
I know you’re supposed to wait until you love yourself before you start dating but I’ve never been that into me.