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Category: Date Rage

The Math of Dating

Welcome to dating. Sorry.

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Date Rage Modern Savage

2022.02.24
crazy first date

first date with my murderer

There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?

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Date Rage Ways to Die

2019.07.26
Dick on the Moon

Dick on the Moon

I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.

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Date Rage

2015.10.24
Your online dating profile sucks

What is Wrong with my Online Dating Profile?

Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?

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Date Rage

2015.08.22

SEXsposé: Guys want you NOT to fuck them

I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.

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Date Rage

2015.07.03

Rules for Being Inside Me

I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.

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Date Rage Manifesto

2015.06.21

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