How I Die

Category: Date Rage

Date Rage Ways to Die

2019.07.26

first date with my murderer

crazy first date

There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?

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Date Rage

2015.10.24

Dick on the Moon

Dick on the Moon

I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.

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Date Rage

2015.08.22

What is Wrong with my Online Dating Profile?

Your online dating profile sucks

Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?

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Date Rage

2015.07.03

SEXsposé: Guys want you NOT to fuck them

I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.

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Date Rage Manifesto

2015.06.21

Rules for Being Inside Me

I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.

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Date Rage

2015.05.31

Date Rage is a Thing

I know you’re supposed to wait until you love yourself before you start dating but I’ve never been that into me.

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