The Math of Dating
Welcome to dating. Sorry.
Welcome to dating. Sorry.
There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?
I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.
Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?
I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.
I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.