How I Die

Category: Manifesto

Handjobs

The Hand Job Scale

The cost of hand jobs is way too high.

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Manifesto

2022.01.27

Collect my life insurance

Reminding my daughter what’s important

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Manifesto

2021.04.24
Death is the Contingency Plan

Death is the Contingency Plan

Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.

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Manifesto

2019.11.15
Problem with Optimism

The Problem with Optimism

If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?

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Manifesto

2019.06.12

Rules for Being Inside Me

I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.

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Date Rage Manifesto

2015.06.21

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