The Hand Job Scale
The cost of hand jobs is way too high.
Collect my life insurance
Reminding my daughter what’s important
Death is the Contingency Plan
Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.
The Problem with Optimism
If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?
Rules for Being Inside Me
I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.