Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.
Death is the Contingency Plan
The Problem with Optimism
If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?
Rules for Being Inside Me
I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.
I should be looking for a job
I will regale you with fascinating tales like the time I went on a diet that consisted of nothing but chicken strips and clear gatoraide and lost 20 lbs.