So recently I found out that Nasa drew a dick on Mars and it is my favorite story from 2012 that I didn’t find out about until just now. They used the rover to “accidentally” draw a dick. Good to know that literal rocket scientists are still just a bunch of dudes.
When I first read the story I thought, “OMG THE DICK IS STILL THERE!” and I was stoked because: permanent dick!!! Then I realized that stupid Mars has a stupid atmosphere so the dick is long gone. But it wouldn’t be if it were ON THE MOON.
Permanent Dick on the Moon
A dick on the moon would be there forever and that is the first time I ever thought maybe I should be an astronaut. I bet a dude would be way flattered to have a likeness of his dick on the moon.
I told my crush about this and he thought I was a fucking idiot. Whatever, I’m adding this to my list of dating goals that I’ll never accomplish.