HOW I DIE is a personal blog about a never ending panic attack that I’ve been battling using only humor. Hopefully it will result in my death. For questions about this blog, you should probably contact me even though I don’t know anything. This website is a horrible idea and that’s why I’m doing it.
I will absolutely accept advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation because I am too poor to have real aspirations. Don’t worry, I probably won’t be very successful. Compensation may influence things I say, but I’ll identify myself as a shameless content whore when and if that time comes.
Almost everything on this website was inspired by my blood alcohol level. Any representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question because I am literally drinking a beer as I write this. Please do not take anything I say seriously.
This blog does not contain any content which might present a conflict of interest because I am not a contributing member of society. I’m just a narcissist who got drunk and built a website on the internet one night. Anyone can do it.