What was in the glass?
It’s a hilarious place to work if you didn’t actually have to work there
Everyone’s name is what they drink, especially if it’s gross.
She said her vagina is sick.
Those girls are pretty much my heros now.
When I’m high I think I’m a poet.
So the manager told me I am not allowed to call his back fat sexy anymore.
It was pretty much the most awesome night of my life.
He was drinking a Bud Light from a straw.
You can’t get divorced and move to a Vegas hotel room with your kids and start snorting lots of coke.