Welcome to dating. Sorry.
You don’t have to give up your freedom to be in a relationship when you can be in an abusive relationship with yourself.
There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?
I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.
Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?
I spend a lot of time on Twitter while he is not texting me back. So basically, I spend a really lot of time on Twitter learning how to suck more at dating.
I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.
I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.