i made $30 in quarters tonight

Hip Hop night is lame because no one says please or thank you and they yell “BITCH COME HERE!” if they have to wait for three seconds because you happen to be doing something else the moment they want a drink. Also they throw crumpled dollar bills at you when you tell them they have […]

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pickup line of the week

“I’m really glad they have you working behind the bar because now we can fuck. But not tonight because my girlfriend is here.” This has been a post from my former blog from when I was cooler. Or at least when I was younger Viva La Crap!

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job hunting

So today it was a hundred.and.fucking.seven or some shit. WHAT THE FUCK. I think when we came to vegas they accidentally flew us to a special place in hell thats like too close to the sun with a lot of fucking cocroaches or some shit like that because this is fucking FUCKED. So my transformation […]

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