Went to the Mob Museum and they read me my rights.
The Las Vegas Mob Museum
“your future starts here”
All the pressure involved in pretending I am looking for a job is unbearable.
how to get a job at the pure
I save your lives every day through daring self sabotage and defiant acts of career suicide.
a series of urban events
She said the picture was good but this comes from a person who also has a picture of her own butt on her myspace.
routine [vegas] traffic stop
Holy shit I didn’t know internet crime was so serious.
this is the end
I don’t anticipate things like traffic and sunlight and stuff.
beeracopia
It was pretty much the most awesome night of my life.
im from the ghetto homie…
You can’t get divorced and move to a Vegas hotel room with your kids and start snorting lots of coke.
i made $30 in quarters tonight
Then me and the cocktail waitress smoke cigarettes behind the bar even though we aren’t allowed to do that and we look at each other and say I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ART.