Went to the Mob Museum and they read me my rights.
All the pressure involved in pretending I am looking for a job is unbearable.
I save your lives every day through daring self sabotage and defiant acts of career suicide.
She said the picture was good but this comes from a person who also has a picture of her own butt on her myspace.
Holy shit I didn’t know internet crime was so serious.
You can’t get divorced and move to a Vegas hotel room with your kids and start snorting lots of coke.