When they asked “who said ‘Houston, we have a problem’?” everyone said Tom Hanks. That’s how I know the moon landing was fake.
People once trusted the U.S. government so much that we let them strap people to intercontinental ballistic missiles and blast them into space. Now no one believes in masks. Pretty amazing what we’ve managed to accomplish in just a few short decades.
I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.