The cost of hand jobs is way too high.
I know this is technically “Spanish Three Wise Men” but I’m getting a strong “Sexy Colonialism” vibe here.
That awkward moment when you make a new friend and then they ruin the relationship by saying “Let’s Go Brandon.” That’s what the entire state of Florida feels like. Looks nicer from space.
I like trashing politicians and writing with cool pens. But it’s COVID so I can’t actually do an activity. I’ve got an idea.
The uterus is responsible for generating all of the body’s despair.