The A/C here is dope. Bet you’re sad you moved out of Las Vegas.
The whole country is on fire. I’m sure it’s fine.
When your friend has hemorrhoid surgery
You have been demoted
I got fat in Colombia but it was fashionable there, okay?
You don’t have to give up your freedom to be in a relationship when you can be in an abusive relationship with yourself.
Every postcard I sent from Colombia was a cry for help.
Reminding my daughter what’s important
A country so bad that even tons of cheap cocaine doesn’t make it better.
The sun is trying to kill me.