You should let them.
The whole country is on fire. I’m sure it’s fine.
The sun is trying to kill me.
The best thing about lemon oreos is that the carbs go straight to your dick.
Thus they formed a massive black feathery murder cloud and exacted death upon humans, fulfilling prophecy.
I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.
I seriously made $250 on Saturday and then I snorted a line of coke using a $100 bill. I probably shouldn’t do that again. Then I went to the Blackjack tables and won $100. The cook lost $40 and looked miserable the whole time I was winning. Then he said that next week I should […]