They’re here to fondle you
You should let them.
Utter fucking meaninglessness
The whole country is on fire. I’m sure it’s fine.
The Sun
The sun is trying to kill me.
There is no god eat the cookie
The best thing about lemon oreos is that the carbs go straight to your dick.
murder genesis
Thus they formed a massive black feathery murder cloud and exacted death upon humans, fulfilling prophecy.
SEXsposé: Guys want you NOT to fuck them
I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.
saturday
I seriously made $250 on Saturday and then I snorted a line of coke using a $100 bill. I probably shouldn’t do that again. Then I went to the Blackjack tables and won $100. The cook lost $40 and looked miserable the whole time I was winning. Then he said that next week I should […]