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In order to appease the masses I have decided to bring you the unfortunate news about what has become of me. I died a horrible terrible devastating internet death. I’m pretty much buried in the desert right now with the other cool Las Vegans.

Just kidding my mom came to visit which is pretty much just as bad because you have to prepare for these things like for example I had to remove all evidence about how I am a criminal. She forced me to go to the Wynn and see La Reve and sip on $14 mojitos.

It. was. AWFUL.

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