So first everyone in your family is all OH NO LAZY since you don’t have a job we think you should clean stuff and cook for us and whatnot. Also everyone thinks they need to give you job search advice like how staying home and refusing to wash your hair probably isn’t the best job searching technique or whatever.
Being unemployed is fucking exhausting.
All the pressure involved in pretending I am looking for a job is unbearable. I’m easily distracted and I fucking live in VEGAS. How am I supposed to look for a job when everywhere theres lights and bizzare shit and are you aware that you can actually buy sex in this city?
YES. And also I have it on good authority that performing midgets are available for delivery at any hour.