I seriously made $250 on Saturday and then I snorted a line of coke using a $100 bill. I probably shouldn’t do that again. Then I went to the Blackjack tables and won $100. Next week I should upgrade to Heroin.
WHATEVER. I seriously don’t even do coke. The whole night was like some movie so I pretty much think it didn’t count. Except for the $350 I went home with….
All of these things will never happen to me again.