So you have recently made an abrupt transition to the remote workforce. Let me be the first to welcome you to remote work club!
3 days alone in Havana and no idea how I could see everything
I have to find a way to diplomatically inform Mexico that I just want to go drink tequila on the beach and live my best life until I get eaten by a shark. That’s a fine reason to move to a country.
If you’re in Camagüey, it probably means you’re lost.
Man, you had to be committed to become a part of a revolution. I would have been out of the revolution almost immediately.
Having the best Christmas day ever at the Hotel Nacional de Cuba in Havana! I’ll never have a better Christmas than this so I think I can die now.
If I’m at an airport and I’m not drunk then what am I even doing? Having a bar is literally my only criteria to highly rate an airport.
When I do it right, the results really are life changing. The rest of the time my hair looks like garbage and I’m okay with that.
Acting like an asshole on the holidays is kind of my thing and I’m out of the office.
As you all know, this whole Cuba trip is really just an unnecessarily elaborate suicide attempt. Should I return dead, this party is going to be a SWEET FUCKIN’ WAKE!