On my Way to Steal Yo Island
I know this is technically “Spanish Three Wise Men” but I’m getting a strong “Sexy Colonialism” vibe here.
Sleep with Tiny Creatures
Fight colonialism by being unsuccessful and taking naps with tiny creatures. Then move to Puerto Rico. They have a castle.
Castillo San Felipe del Morro
Good thing I went to college so I know all about Juan Ponce de León who founded Puerto Rico. Surprisingly, that did not come in handy. I did learn that a moat is very unnecessary if you put the castle at the top of a big ass hill. At least, that works if your enemy is out of shape like myself.
What’s in Colombia Spoiler it’s Cocaine
A country so bad that even tons of cheap cocaine doesn’t make it better.
The Sun
The sun is trying to kill me.
Next time you feel like a loser
Advice that I sent to my daughter from Mexico.
Hiking in Guantánamo like a revolutionary
Man, you had to be committed to become a part of a revolution. I would have been out of the revolution almost immediately.
Stone Cold Sober in the Havana Airport
If I’m at an airport and I’m not drunk then what am I even doing? Having a bar is literally my only criteria to highly rate an airport.