Dinosaurs are Birds. Birds aren’t Real.
Every painting ever painted is actually of a possum. Every place you look there is INTENSE POSSUM DRAMA! You just have to have faith and he will appear all around you.
When another friend moves away and you need to express your feelings.
You should let them.
“During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of paw prints, it was then that I carried you.”
The A/C here is dope. Bet you’re sad you moved out of Las Vegas.
The whole country is on fire. I’m sure it’s fine.
When your friend has hemorrhoid surgery
You have been demoted
I got fat in Colombia but it was fashionable there, okay?