im in love with a stripper

So I went back to work tonight after 5 days off. OH MY GOD I HAD 5 DAYS. That is like an eternity so my bartender muscle is now atrophied. Thats the one I use to lift bottles. It is referred to by those outside the business as my arm for those of you who […]

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making out with girls on myspace is NOT bad.

And this is news because WHY??? Okay people FYI she is Miss Fucking Nevada. This is Sin city, homies. If she was Miss Utah or Miss Virgin Mary 2006 or Miss I DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS AND POST SHIT ON MYSPACE or something then we could be all mad about it. In the […]

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i too sing my way out of wacky situations.

The boss is gone now for vacation and he left the former manager in charge Captain Stinky Mouth. We call him that because it smells like a rat died in his mouth and he likes to breath on you all the time so we were going to buy him a tic tac gift basket for […]

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fuck wednesday

I usually don’t work on Wednesdays because my boss is nice and realizes that COME ON I AM NOT A MACHINE. woops yes I am. A drink making, shit taking, below minimum wage earning MACHINE. But Wednesday is gay so I don’t have to come in by default because a machine is not required to […]

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