Isn’t Athens going bankrupt anyway?

So I worked for eleventy million hours on this Athenian Justice paper or whatever and it was really hard and I had to use a thesaurus and everything. I even like waved it to people for proofreading. The teacher asked for my opinion about justice and what it means according to Athens. I know, this […]

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Dream Pirates

Washington lawmakers love to complain that budget deficits are “mortgaging our childrens future”. Indeed. I am mortgaging my own future by taking out student loans and working to attain my degree. I do this because my elders have told me that under such circumstances debt is a GOOD thing. So I ask the declared leaders […]

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how to legally kill people

I figured out why Metro kills so many people. It was a little hard even though I took an ethics class this summer and was told that the most corrupt organization in government is the police even when the people democratically elect a socialist that was just to distract you from how we don’t get […]

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everyone hates the cops

I just learned that now in Las Vegas if you go out and you are totally minding your own fucking business like driving home from work or something and some dickass cop comes along and hits your stupid ass while driving 109 miles per hour that shit IS YOUR FAULT.

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