Being trash is a choice.
“You know, I am very attractive.”
This proves what I have known all along… that they do not love me.
“They think I’m a cop! That would be really funny except I am a cop. But I am drinking so whatever.”
I don’t think I ever saw Barbie wear a Jager shirt though.
The whole night was like some movie so I pretty much think it didn’t count.
The best promoting I’ve ever seen.
I’m pretty much not impressed with your band or Jesus.
There are no rules in Las Vegas at all.
Water is free and everyone fucking knows that.