How I Die

Death is the Contingency Plan

Death is the Contingency Plan

Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.

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Manifesto

2019.11.15
220 volt hair dryer for travel

Travel Hair Dryer that won’t Explode at 220v

If this dryer explodes, I’m going to throw myself into the ocean. If the plug reaches far enough, I’ll take it with me.

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En Serio Latin America

2019.11.01
crazy first date

first date with my murderer

There wasn’t enough tequila to fall in love and there wasn’t enough room in the car to have sex. How were we even supposed to get to know each other?

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Date Rage Ways to Die

2019.07.26
Problem with Optimism

The Problem with Optimism

If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?

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Manifesto

2019.06.12
Dick on the Moon

Dick on the Moon

I really want to draw someone’s dick on the moon and immortalize it forever. Just need to find a dick that I like enough before I join NASA.

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Date Rage

2015.10.24
Your online dating profile sucks

What is Wrong with my Online Dating Profile?

Why aren’t women responding to your super bomb dating profile?

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Date Rage

2015.08.22

Finding a roommate or getting murdered on Craigslist

Everyone said that finding a roommate on Craigslist was the best way to get murdered, but it’s harder to get someone to murder you than you’d think.

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Ways to Die

2015.08.07

When he doesn’t text back

I spend a lot of time on Twitter while he is not texting me back. So basically, I spend a really lot of time on Twitter learning how to suck more at dating.

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Viva La Crap!

2015.08.01

SEXsposé: Guys want you NOT to fuck them

I’m going to need an entirely new dating strategy.

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Date Rage

2015.07.03

Rules for Being Inside Me

I’m slutty but you can still mess this dating thing up.

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Date Rage Manifesto

2015.06.21
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