Do Drugs. You won’t regret it.
The Future is Trash
Let Him Take the Wheel
Wanting to be alive is the opposite of self care.
Animals
They’re there to disrespect you.
Dirty Sea Pigeons
You don’t know their powers
Touch Penises
It’s like the “wear sunscreen” speech but actually applicable to modern life. Sunscreen can’t protect you from this economy.
Next time you feel like a loser
Advice that I sent to my daughter from Mexico.
There is no god eat the cookie
The best thing about lemon oreos is that the carbs go straight to your dick.
Mystifying Trash Cat
Praise b to the paws of righteousness. Go with procyon. And please clean my bathroom.
Not threatening to haunt you
Imagine sending me a postcard threatening to drop a house on me like I wouldn’t LOVE that? First of all: free house! Also, dead.
murder genesis
Thus they formed a massive black feathery murder cloud and exacted death upon humans, fulfilling prophecy.