Pepsi is gROSS

Pepsi is Never OK.

I had a dream that if you misbehaved on the boat they would handcuff you below deck and let you drown in soda. So I was like “sign me up, that sounds fine.” But then the room started filling up with PEPSI and I was outraged. Can you imagine? What a fucking nightmare.

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castles

Castillo San Felipe del Morro

Good thing I went to college so I know all about Juan Ponce de León who founded Puerto Rico. Surprisingly, that did not come in handy. I did learn that a moat is very unnecessary if you put the castle at the top of a big ass hill. At least, that works if your enemy is out of shape like myself.

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