When they asked “who said ‘Houston, we have a problem’?” everyone said Tom Hanks. That’s how I know the moon landing was fake.
People once trusted the U.S. government so much that we let them strap people to intercontinental ballistic missiles and blast them into space. Now no one believes in masks. Pretty amazing what we’ve managed to accomplish in just a few short decades.
That awkward moment when you make a new friend and then they ruin the relationship by saying “Let’s Go Brandon.” That’s what the entire state of Florida feels like. Looks nicer from space.