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Death is the Contingency Plan

Death is the Contingency Plan

Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.

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Manifesto

2019.11.15
Problem with Optimism

The Problem with Optimism

If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?

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Manifesto

2019.06.12

here is why I don’t write christmas form letters.

Dear family, I hope everyone has had a great year in 2006. We didn’t. So send money. Because I know you bitches all make over 200k per year yet refused to send me to college when I was 18 or lend me the $100 that one time in June when I was starving. WAY TO […]

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vegas Viva La Crap!

2006.12.12

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