Death is the Contingency Plan
Once I think it through, burning down my life doesn’t seem like the WORST idea I’ve ever had.
The Problem with Optimism
If life’s so great how come we spend most of it being hungry?
here is why I don’t write christmas form letters.
Dear family, I hope everyone has had a great year in 2006. We didn’t. So send money. Because I know you bitches all make over 200k per year yet refused to send me to college when I was 18 or lend me the $100 that one time in June when I was starving. WAY TO […]