im in love with a stripper

So I went back to work tonight after 5 days off. OH MY GOD I HAD 5 DAYS. That is like an eternity so my bartender muscle is now atrophied. Thats the one I use to lift bottles. It is referred to by those outside the business as my arm for those of you who aren’t insiders of the bar industry.

And now a haiku:

I fucking love this job
its super spectacto fabulous and awesome tastic
my bar is a toilet.

I’m a fucking genius. and tastic totally IS a word.

Also you should read this because it totally inspires me on a daily basis.

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