I’m not a waitress

I was walking away and he said HEY WHITE GIRL so I stopped walking away and came back because obviously I was the only white chick in the whole entire room and also probably the only girl there not wearing lingerie and pretending its clothing but its cool that they don’t respect ME.

So I go over and he is talking to his friend and I am like WHAT? And he looked at me and was all apologetic looking and was like what you? No I wasn’t talking to you I have nothing but GOOD things to say about you!

THIS JUST IN: Being called “white girl” is an insult.

You can call me anything you want but seriously if you call me waitress I will totally spit in your food. Jesus would have wanted it that way.

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