nothing is what it seems

this commercial rocks but I just want to let you all know that tourists don’t actually do this because they are always busy seeing blue man group or whatever. The only people who do this are local people and that is because there is only so much CASINO you can take before you are so bored you pretty much think about going on a killing spree.

But then instead you meet up with a friend who is all old and creepy looking and he pretty much decides to tell random people who walk up and ask if I am his daughter that we are NEWLYWEDS. or how his brother would kill him if he knew I was fucking his wife. then we play blackjack with money people give us for being so adorable and everything.

I pretty much think that this is Bugsy’s legacy.

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