I am the fucking golden girl of the evil coffee empire. At least, I am in the Las Vegas empire because apparently I am a fast learner. I have a secret for being a fast learner too and here I shall diverge it on my semi-private blog of doom: I call it “fuck the recipe, throw in whatever and pretend you made it right because nobody cares.”
Oh yeah and SMILE.
I hate the evil coffee organization. I work with a bunch of 17 year old pod people cheerleaders on crack. I’m not even kidding either I am totally serious they all love their jobs. What the fuck, I ask you who loves their job? I can only assume that they have been brainwashed by the cult and need to be saved. I of course will be their savior being immune to their sophisticated brainwashing techniques.